(the artiste formerly known as *45 Minutes To Forever*)

Friday, December 05, 2008

Truth

"There's no such thing as a winnable war.
It's a lie we don't believe any more."
--- from Russians by Sting

Monday, December 01, 2008

Thanks, but no thanks.

I have always wondered what gain is achieved by politicians/leaders resigning just after a crisis.

It seems like the easy way out - fail miserably at the job you've been entrusted with, and then when we need to ask you questions about how we ended up in a mess, make loud proclamations of condemnation and outrage, and then announce your resignation, attempting to accrue mileage by looking like a martyr for the cause. Easily done. You won't have to defend your actions or be held responsible.

I'd rather they stayed all in their posts and were hauled over the coals appropriately.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

It's all about getting your kit off

Here are some of the shows on primetime free-to-air British telly that have to do with either going starkers or doing it on camera:

How to Look Good Naked
Miss Naked Beauty
Dawn Gets Naked
Embarassing Illnesses/Bodies
21st Century Girls' Guide to Sex
Sexcetera
Sextastic
Porn: A Family Business
How to Have Sex After Marriage
Trinny and Susannah Undress the Nation

It's not like we're complaining.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Once upon a time in America

It's only been a few weeks and yet it seems like it was a lifetime ago that we were last in the great land that is America. It's like a pilgrimage for us. It never ceases to surprise, amuse and entertain. Our most recent American jaunt took us to the state of Washington, to see Nodot in Kirkland, a few miles inland from Seattle. Here's a little vignette of the Seattle skyline by night as seen from the ferry that goes to Bainbridge Island.

We loved Seattle and its 'burbs. Gorgeous views, great wide roads (I might move to America simply for the wide roads), friendly people, and orgasmic food. Enough said.

As you go further out, you see it is a very beautiful part of the country. We also seem to have picked a good time to go. We saw spectacular autumn colours in the scrub forming a backdrop to the evergreens. This was the view on one of the trails leading up to Mount Rainier.

Just in case you think you're not quite in America, Washington also has all the usual American-ities like frighteningly friendly people (Dear Girl from Terra Cafe: I hope your team wins big and that your course at night school goes really well, and I regret not asking you your name), large cars (not as large as in Texas but definitely larger than in the UK), and large everything really. And if all that is not enough, there is stuff like having to cross the road (on a marked pedestrian crossing, mind you) with a bright yellow flag so drivers can see you.

This holiday also ranked very high on our food-happiness charts. There was the meat fest at the Ipanema Grill in Seattle and the divine sushi at Blue Fish in Kirkland. The one joint that piqued my curiosity along with my appetite had to be CanAm Pizza, 'CanAm' apparently being short for Canadian American. I suppose you get a lot of Canadians in this part of America and they wouldn't want them to feel left out. That's all well and good but what the name of the pizzeria or its website doesn't tell you is that it is run (through and through, from cooking to managing) by a group of Indian women (most of whom seem to be WAGs*/relatives of the male techies that abound in and around in the area). I don't know why but I couldn't stop myself gawking at the production-line style of unattached efficiency with which this band of women went about their work and cringed everytime someone asked them anything other than "how much will that be?" or blurted out their order. And yes, once we managed to find the place, the Tandoori Chicken Pizza was to die for.

On the family front, it was great to be all in one place and do things together. There were birthday celebrations, multiple visits to the Holy Land of Technology, out-of-town expeditions and high-blood-pressure-inducing-for-the-boys shopping trips.


Though we ended up somewhat gypping (sic) Clarence from Enterprise (serves him right for being smooth-talking and promising more than they could deliver - little did he know whom he was making the promises to!), we were mobile all through the trip, and that, as you know, can make a world of difference in America. That said, there seemed to be great public transport services in place. We had the moose for the first couple of days and I felt like I was sitting on the top deck of a bus! We later chickened out and swapped it for a more British-sized Dodge Avenger, which isn't the sexiest car on the planet, but to be fair, did the job of transporting the family cargo safely and happily.

We also visited Boeing's magnificient Museum of Flight. Their 'parking lot' has a couple of historic US Air Force One planes and a Concorde.

The inside of the SAM 970 is a little walk backwards through time. It's the plane that ferried JFK, Eisenhower, Johnson and Nixon and has grave things like the Air Force One Safe which carried codes to initiate a nuclear strike when the president was on board, and also random things like a special pipe rack for President Kennedy. The Concorde, while stunning to look at, seemed mighty uncomfortable on the inside; thank goodness it went as fast as it did!

On our last weekend in Washington, we caught up with a dear friend of mine, from university, who lives near and works at the Boeing site in Everett. We drove to Leavenworth which is a, hold your breath, Bavarian (!) town nestled in the Cascades.



Leavenworth was once a thriving logging community whose economy was adversely affected by re-routing of the major railway line away from it. To save itself from obscurity and dwindling revenues, the people in charge decided to turn it into an alpine German-themed village (talk about random!) and it seems to have worked. We went during Oktoberfest and the place was heaving. Bier, Bratwurst, Bayerische barmaids und alle!

Dot had to fit in a work trip across the border to Victoria in Canada, and I went along to be a lady of leisure, with nothing to do except take in the sights and flex my credit card! We took the Victoria Clipper from Seattle and were in a lovely hotel room overlooking the bay. I spent hours watching the float planes land and take off.

Victoria is quite like England both weather- and scenery-wise. We had marvellous sunshine on our first day there and I walked around Government Street, Chinatown and Market Square. If you visit and there is only one shop you can go to, it has to be Oscar and Libby's! Also, if you are eating out in that part of the world, you must sample the Dungeness Crab. Try not thinking about your arteries when you're feasting on 'Two Poached Eggs on an English Muffin, Dungeness Crab Lobster Cake, Wilted Spinach, Chef’s Potato & Hollandaise' for breakfast. Sigh!

I cannot say enough how interesting and lovely Seattle is! The fabulous restaurants, the mom-and-pop and antique shops, the quirky coffee shops, the lively downtown area - we loved it all. And then, if all that is not enough, like a cherry on your sundae, there is Pike Place Market.
*Wives And Girlfriends (acronym courtesy: The British Press)

Monday, September 29, 2008

Smoke on the Water















Dawn @ Lake Washington

Such a softie
















Windows here we come!
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GOBAMA!




















Obamania in downtown Seattle
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Today's 'Most Annoying Thing In the World'

A colleague chomping away on Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre, straight out of the box, mouth semi-open while fervently masticating, attempting to contribute to the round of morning office chatter, loudly smacking his lips and licking his fingers in celebration of what must be ultimate breakfast satisfaction. Aaaarrrrrgh!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

They have got to be having a laugh.



Tue 16-09-2008 18:20



Christmas pudding on the supermarket shelves. On the 16th of September.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Quite The Loser

I regularly, routinely 'lose' my stuff around the home; my phone and its charger, my favourite hair clip, my tweezers, my work ID, my bus pass, the padlock to my gym locker, my sunglasses, my keys, documents, an especially sharp pair of scissors; you name it, I've 'lost' it, only for it to surface after much heartache, usually very safe, in the safer-than-safe little corner I put it last. How annoying is that?!

My misplacing stuff is usually a consequence of my manic handbag-changing, and it drives Dot up the wall and around the bend. I can almost hear my father saying "you never put things back where you took them from; it's no wonder you have trouble finding them!"

Pray tell, dear readership, are you the obsessively religiously organised sort, or do you find yourselves running around, hair flying, not being able to find the things you need when you really need them? Is it just me?

Friday, September 05, 2008

I've had a good month

Chakli has honoured me and my blog with this:

I feel all warm and fuzzy and flattered (in a good way). Thank you my lovely! Though, like I said to her, I've got to now at least try to be 'brilliant'. Gosh! No pressure there!

I must say I have had a stellar month overall. First the driving test, then exciting times at work, and now this reminder that I have a loyal, albeit small, band of friends who read my random raving and ranting and are kind enough to say they enjoy it all.

I find, probably like everyone else does, you go through phases where nothing seems to be going anywhere; you drift from day to day without anything significant happening, and then suddenly the clouds clear up, the sun comes out (forgive all the weather analogies; I live in England) and your world is all good and upwardly mobile again. You get bit after bit of good news (for mamma, mummy and daddy: no, not 'that' good news), and though the good phases don't happen as often as they should, when they do, they make up for all lost time.

If only for this moment, my world is beautiful, and I'm loving it.

Coming back to the award, the rules are:
This award is for blogs whose content and/or design are brilliant as well as creative.
The purpose of the prize is to promote as many blogs as possible in the blogosphere.
1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who has given it to you, and link back to them.
2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.
3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with ‘Brilliant Weblog’
4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you give the prize (optional).
5. And then pass it on!

My nominees for blogging brilliance from my blogroll are:

Dot
The Elfin Goddess
Educated Tatya
G
Chinty
Mumbaiwallah
Nodot
Jay
Kabes

I'm sharing the luuurrrvve.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Convenience Personified

Dot and I love our morning cuppa . I used to be more of a coffee person but Tetley changed all that. Now the folk at Tetley have come up with the very clever drawstring teabags. Like Chakli here, I love to try new products (quite the opposite of Dot who thrives on familiarity) and every once in a while, you stumble upon a gem like this. Simply brilliant.

(*Image courtesy Famous Foods.)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

She Knows You're Here

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